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thumb|left|Chuck Norris' DNA is 90% denim
General Facts you need to know
- The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
- Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term 'Virgin' Mary he laughs out loud.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
- Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
- Chuck Norris has calculated to infintiy. Twice.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes.
- Chuck Norris always knows how to checkmate the opponent in chess.