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Bjorne: kat

2005-09-07T16:07:12Z

kat

← Äldre version		Versionen från 7 september 2005 kl. 16.07
Rad 51:		Rad 51:

	I kill me; I really do!		I kill me; I really do!

			[[Kategori:Uttryck]]

Avellan: kursiv

2005-05-19T23:30:43Z

kursiv

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 23.30
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	== Introduktion ==		== Introduktion ==
	BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka med honom, för han har root.		BOFH är kort för ''Bastard Operator From Hell''. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka med honom, för han har root.

	En avsevärt upptrappad variant av [[serveradministration]].		En avsevärt upptrappad variant av [[serveradministration]].

Zortheken: serveradministration

2005-05-19T22:11:02Z

serveradministration

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.11
Rad 1:		Rad 1:
	== Introduktion ==		== Introduktion ==
	BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka med honom, för han har root.		BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka med honom, för han har root.

			En avsevärt upptrappad variant av [[serveradministration]].

	== Närmare bekantskap ==		== Närmare bekantskap ==

Zortheken den 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.06

2005-05-19T22:06:18Z

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.06
Rad 8:		Rad 8:

	== Exempel ==		== Exempel ==
	Another user rings.		Another user rings.
	"I need more space" he says
	"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask		"I need more space" he says
	"No, on my account, stupid."
	Stupid? Uh-Oh..		"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask
	"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
	I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.		"No, on my account, stupid."
	"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"
	"Sure, hang on"		Stupid? Uh-Oh..
	I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
	"There, you've got plenty of space now!"		"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
	"How much have I got?" he simps
	Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!		I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.
	Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.
	"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"		"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"
	"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power
	"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."		"Sure, hang on"
	"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"
	I say nothing. It'll come to him.		I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
	"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"
	I kill me; I really do!		"There, you've got plenty of space now!"

			"How much have I got?" he simps

			Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!

			Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

			"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

			"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

			"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

			"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

			I say nothing. It'll come to him.

			"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"

			I kill me; I really do!

Zortheken den 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.05

2005-05-19T22:05:15Z

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.05
Rad 9:		Rad 9:
	== Exempel ==		== Exempel ==
	Another user rings.		Another user rings.

	"I need more space" he says		"I need more space" he says

	"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask		"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

	"No, on my account, stupid."		"No, on my account, stupid."

	Stupid? Uh-Oh..		Stupid? Uh-Oh..

	"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"		"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"

	I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.		I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

	"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"		"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"

	"Sure, hang on"		"Sure, hang on"

	I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.		I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.

	"There, you've got plenty of space now!"		"There, you've got plenty of space now!"

	"How much have I got?" he simps		"How much have I got?" he simps

	Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!		Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!

	Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.		Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

	"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"		"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

	"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power		"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

	"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."		"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

	"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"		"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

	I say nothing. It'll come to him.		I say nothing. It'll come to him.

	"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"		"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"

	I kill me; I really do!		I kill me; I really do!

Zortheken den 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.04

2005-05-19T22:04:57Z

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.04
Rad 9:		Rad 9:
	== Exempel ==		== Exempel ==
	Another user rings.		Another user rings.

	"I need more space" he says		"I need more space" he says

	"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask		"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

	"No, on my account, stupid."		"No, on my account, stupid."

	Stupid? Uh-Oh..		Stupid? Uh-Oh..

	"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"		"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"

	I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.		I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

	"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"		"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, please"

	"Sure, hang on"		"Sure, hang on"

	I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.		I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.

	"There, you've got plenty of space now!"		"There, you've got plenty of space now!"

	"How much have I got?" he simps		"How much have I got?" he simps

	Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!		Now this REALLY PISSES ME OFF! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them and that's it!

	Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.		Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

	"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"		"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

	"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power		"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

	"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."		"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

	"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"		"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

	I say nothing. It'll come to him.		I say nothing. It'll come to him.

	"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"		"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"

	I kill me; I really do!		I kill me; I really do!

Zortheken den 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.04

2005-05-19T22:04:17Z

← Äldre version		Versionen från 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.04
Rad 1:		Rad 1:
	== Introduktion ==		== Introduktion ==
	BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka honom, för han har root.		BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka med honom, för han har root.

	== Närmare bekantskap ==		== Närmare bekantskap ==

Zortheken den 19 maj 2005 kl. 22.03

2005-05-19T22:03:34Z

Ny sida

== Introduktion ==
BOFH är kort för Bastard Operator From Hell. Hans namn är Simon. Du vill inte bråka honom, för han har root.

== Närmare bekantskap ==
Kan orsaka [[cancer]]. You have been warned:
* [http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html Ursprungliga BOFH]
* [http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/ Mer Bastard]

== Exempel ==
Another user rings.
"I need more space" he says
"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask
"No, on my account, stupid."
Stupid? Uh-Oh..
"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.
"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"
"Sure, hang on"
I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"
"How much have I got?" he simps
Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!
Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.
"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"
"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power
"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."
"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"
I say nothing. It'll come to him.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"
I kill me; I really do!