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* The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles. | * The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles. | ||
* The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | * The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. | ||
* Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term 'Virgin' Mary he laughs out loud.'' | * Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term 'Virgin' Mary he laughs out loud.'' | ||
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | * Chuck Norris can divide by zero. | ||
* Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. | * Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. | ||
* Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets. | * Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets. | ||
* Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. | * Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. | ||
* Chuck Norris has calculated to infintiy. Twice. | * Chuck Norris has calculated to infintiy. Twice. | ||
* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. | * It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. | ||
* Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. | * Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes. | ||
* Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn. | |||
* In chess, Chuck Norris always knows how to checkmate the opponent in one move. | |||
* When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", he was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing. | |||
* When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. | |||
* Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. | |||
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General Facts you need to know
- The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
- The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
- Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term 'Virgin' Mary he laughs out loud.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
- Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
- Chuck Norris has calculated to infintiy. Twice.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes.
- Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his porn.
- In chess, Chuck Norris always knows how to checkmate the opponent in one move.
- When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", he was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.