Chuck Norris (legenden)

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Chuck Norris' DNA is 90% denim

General Facts you need to know

  • The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
  • The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
  • Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term 'Virgin' Mary he laughs out loud.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
  • Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
  • Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
  • Chuck Norris has calculated to infintiy. Twice.
  • It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Chuck Norris never blinks his eyes.
  • Chuck Norris invented the internet, just so he had a place to store his

porn.

  • In chess, Chuck Norris always knows how to checkmate the opponent in one move.